Sailing - "The Old Fogies" Funny Greeting Card

There’s never a dull moment for The Old Fogies!

Join George and Marge as they set sail for what should be a relaxing trip across the English Channel. Unfortunately, when their boat runs into trouble and the mast breaks, their peaceful voyage quickly becomes a full-scale rescue operation involving an RNLI lifeboat, a coastguard helicopter and a Border Force patrol vessel. With half the emergency services coming to their aid, Marge is thoroughly embarrassed—while George suddenly remembers one rather important thing they left at home!

Each card tells its story across two illustrations—a striking front cover and a hilarious surprise reveal on the inside. The inside back cover is left blank for your own personal message.

Printed on premium-quality card stock with a vibrant finish, every card comes complete with a Kraft envelope.

This funny sailing greeting card is perfect for sailors, boating enthusiasts, coastal adventurers and anyone who enjoys a good maritime mishap. Ideal as a birthday card, retirement card, bon voyage card, Father’s Day card or humorous greeting card for fans of classic British humour and laugh-out-loud cards from The Old Fogies collection.