{"product_id":"sailing-the-old-fogies-funny-greeting-card","title":"Sailing - \"The Old Fogies\" Funny Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCards That Actually Make People Laugh\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden @[53.5rem]\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s never a dull moment for The Old Fogies!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJoin George and Marge as they set sail for what should be a relaxing trip across the English Channel. Unfortunately, when their boat runs into trouble and the mast breaks, their peaceful voyage quickly becomes a full-scale rescue operation involving an RNLI lifeboat, a coastguard helicopter and a Border Force patrol vessel. With half the emergency services coming to their aid, Marge is thoroughly embarrassed—while George suddenly remembers one rather important thing they left at home!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach card tells its story across two illustrations—a striking front cover and a hilarious surprise reveal on the inside. The inside back cover is left blank for your own personal message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on premium-quality card stock with a vibrant finish, every card comes complete with a Kraft envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny sailing greeting card is perfect for sailors, boating enthusiasts, coastal adventurers and anyone who enjoys a good maritime mishap. Ideal as a birthday card, retirement card, bon voyage card, Father’s Day card or humorous greeting card for fans of classic British humour and laugh-out-loud cards from The Old Fogies collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Old Fogies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53716045070683,"sku":"TOF074","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/5686\/1787\/files\/3d_Front_Cover_4ac14136-b1ca-4a48-867a-088d14d3edb7.png?v=1788944279","url":"https:\/\/theoldfogies.com\/products\/sailing-the-old-fogies-funny-greeting-card","provider":"The Old Fogies Humorous Greeting Card Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}